bitch, im the shit

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May 2011

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May 25, 2011
alice in wonderland.
  • The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
  • Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
May 20, 2011
preparing for all diasters. → news.yahoo.com
May 20, 2011
eee, yay, hiiii :) so happy to see you here :)!

awww me too! i just made this like week half ago too =D

May 20, 2011
May 20, 2011

Her heart suffers
Her lungs scream
Her mind races
Can anyone save her


May 20, 2011
lotus.

Fell into a daze

And found my mind was gone and laid to waste

A battle ground indeed

Where holy wars have taken place

I saw the sun set watched it travel down

And tear through the ground

The hate the drives us

Needs to be stopped

May 20, 2011

“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism,
to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance
and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music
and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the ‘good life,’ whatever
it is and wherever it happens to be.” -Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

May 20, 2011
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People Who Turned Down "Two and a Half Men" Before They Approached Ashton Kutcher

marklisanti:

*John Stamos
*Hugh Grant
*Paula Abdul
*Mini-Me Riding on Tom Sizemore’s Shoulders
*The Westside Rentals Guy
*Marcel from Top Chef
*That Insane Pageant Mom Who Injects Her 8-Year-Old With Botox
*The Ghost of Uday Hussein
*A Coyote With Half A Dead Labridoodle In Its Mouth
*1997 Robert Downey Jr.
*A Lobster Trap Full Of Sweaty Dynamite
*Gallagher 3
*A Crash-Test Dummy Wearing Kerosene-Soaked Coveralls
*Judd Hirsch on Three Hours’ Sleep
*Martin Sheen

Hahahahaa

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tool.

yup i got all those on my ipod now. for the win. 

May 13, 2011
woot!

its offically the wkend for me! horray, dont gota go back to hell til tues hahaha =P

May 13, 20111 note
oh nvm

i accomplished the task, got holywood, got manson cds on ipod, life is amazing

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